| Aries: | 24 Hours tops |
| Taurus: | Until they die. Maybe not even then. |
| Gemini: | Give it 30 seconds |
| Cancer: | Years |
| Leo: | Until the end of time |
| Virgo: | Couple of months |
| Libra: | .02 seconds unless you really fucked up |
| Scorpio: | All of eternity |
| Sagittarius: | Two days |
| Capricorn: | Don't even bother apologizing |
| Aquarius: | A year |
| Pisces: | 2 months maybe |